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text: March 11 @ 2:15 AM

[piphilologize]

[ Early AM texts from Sho: morning after the lion incident edition. ]

Hey, Bisha. Hey. Hey.

"Too deep" still = garbage. Discovered some things today.

I have a hashtag.

Candy man is a wuss.

Zetta unimpressed w/ both so far.

Clearly x2 get on trend.

text: March 11 @ 2:25 AM

[dominatriarch]

[ Phone too bright. ]

What sort of trouble did you get yourself into this time?

[ It's the only logical conclusion she can draw. Clearly, Susano'o is up to no good. Why he keeps texting her about his shenanigans, she doesn't know but part of her is grateful. At least if anything major comes up, she'll know enough. ]

[piphilologize]

[ There isn't a day that goes by that he isn't in trouble. The problem is that he no longer has the captive audience he'd had as a Reaper. ]

Not my trouble.

I worked out a proof that the full range of my divine power hasn't had anything subtracted.

Even the ones specific to that old vector.

Went on a bender. Bit Tajimamori. Made it rain. You missed a great party.

[dominatriarch]

[ Whoa hold on there. Now she's awake. ]

What did you do to Tajimamori?

[ She's all questions right now but she was never really one for small talk -- especially when a god she considered an ally was involved. ]

[piphilologize]

[ Yep, now she's paying attention. ]

Heh. Gonna get the whip out, Bisha?

I didn't add him to the heap this time. Bet he didn't see that coming.

Shouldn't have been sneaking around my work.

[dominatriarch]

[ Yeah, you've definitely gotten her attention. ]

I won't repeat myself.
What did you do to Tajimamori.

[ You aren't getting out of this one, Sho. ]

[piphilologize]

I told you: I bit the little son of a digit. Maybe next time, he'll think 2x before spying on me.

[dominatriarch]

He was working with me.
Unlike most, we're concerned with how this is affecting the gods you've replaced.

[ It wouldn't be right to say Tsuzuki was working under her orders, after all. He was another god and he was the one who offered to go snooping around. ]

1/3

[piphilologize]

Uh.

[piphilologize]

U + not Tsukuyomi, huh?

3/3

[piphilologize]

Well, that's a factoring waste! What the hell? He could have avoided subtracting from my productivity!

[dominatriarch]

[ Oh Sho... ]

Perhaps you'll think twice about factoring the next time you come across someone.
Nontheless, Tajimamori was looking into the temples of those that were replaced.
We're likely to search yours some time in the future.

[piphilologize]

Don't let the candy man disturb my art. I don't want your lackey blundering through my works in progress.

Give me a heads up when you drop by. I'll add some booze to the occasion and we can have a gossip swap.

[dominatriarch]

He isn't my lackey.
If we do need to investigate Susano'o's temple anytime in the present, rest assured I'll be taking care of that personally.

[piphilologize]

FYI, MY temple. MINE. You don't start dividing me out of my own equation. I gave you a pass, but I'll crunch any misconceptions about who I am.

It's all MINE. Names, titles, temples, and recognition. I own it all. I'm the only Susano'o that has value now.

[dominatriarch]

While you may be the only Susano'o here now, there was once a Susano'o before you
What happened to him is my business
I'll say this once:
Don't get in my way.

[piphilologize]

Who's in the way of who here? I'll even help you crunch some numbers, if you say pretty please.

But don't challenge my legitimacy. That won't divide out evenly for you.

[dominatriarch]

For now, I will acknowledge you as the god Susano'o.
There's nothing to tell me otherwise.

[ Of course, unless she finds something that points out where the previous Susano'o went... buuuut while she has Sho on the line... ]

Which brings me to another thing.
Why do you insist on sending me messages this late?

[piphilologize]

Damn right, I'm 100% legit and I'll decompose the function of anyone that tries to take me out. I'm not going down like that chump that held this slot before me. So t=??:?? are you expecting messages at? It's > 02:00.

[dominatriarch]

Will I really have to make it a point to tell you business hours are between 9am to 10pm only?

[piphilologize]

x2 expand your equation, Bisha! Only the so zetta OLD keep hours like that.

[dominatriarch]

EXCUSE ME?

[piphilologize]

03:14 is the operation function's peak! You're missing out.